Torrey.
California
~

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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Psa 2 ants

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

Stop crawling on me

message from the ants: they say no and that you should buy more cilantro 

tell the ants i dont have throwaway cash to buy cooking herbs and they can get their own 

message from the ants: please we’re having mexican tonight 

(via lviy)

bakedbeyondbelief:

iampunkassbetch:

luckylittle:

Still love this

I’ve watched this ten times and it keeps getting better. That fucking smirk on mall cop’s face goes away so fast.

Tooooo perfect.
barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
av3rsion:

∞

HIlarious Yearbook Fails! The student in Slide #4 takes it to a whole new level!  
kittihastogo:

Honey bee dabs

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